Listen, I suck at everything. Seriously. I can't play video games cooperatively, because everyone gets pissed off at how terrible I am. That's why the smartphone game explosion was so great. I still suck, but at least I'm able to do it on the go, without anyone there to make fun of me. It's really that bad.
In the midst of all this, Pop Cap games released their mega-hit Plants Vs. Zombies and it took over the world. I'm like you. I tried it. I liked it. I played it until my fingertip was sore from planting, digging, and re-planting those cute little pea-shooters. I rehabbed for my addiction, and I'm finally able to sleep at night, and my toilet breaks are WAY shorter.
Then I saw this little beauty...
Yeah. Great. Just what I needed. Crazy Dave is back, and he's got a few new items to surprise us with. Looks like I'd better get that iPad callus back in zombie-killin' shape. It's gonna be a long summer.
Check back here every-so-often, as we'll be running contests for download codes and swag just as soon as we can. Until then, check out the trailer for Plants Vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time.