Now I'm not saying that you have to drape yourself in zombie guts, Ala Rick Grimes in Season 1 of The Walking Dead, just head on over to www.demeterfragrance.com before May 15th and pick up a bottle of Zombie for Him, or Zombie for Her in either 1 or 4oz bottles, spray it on, and walk in confidence knowing that the unsprayed living around you will be head course at the buffet. According to Demeter Fragrance, each scent will have it's own specific smell for each gender. The men's cologne will have the essence of dried leaves, mushrooms, moss and earth....think dirty forest floor. (Wanna spray some on yourself, don't you ?)
If you do choose to be part of the (sweet?) smelling survivors group during the Night, Dawn, Day, or Return of the Dead.. you have to grab yours before May 15th, as these are in limited quantities right now, but please... don't blame us if a zombie asks you out on a date after getting a whiff of this stuff.