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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Walking Dead....Food Truck ?

Matt Boiselle

    Everybody celebrates different things in different ways...hell, that's what makes this world so interesting. I can't speak for everyone, but when a horror movie that I've been anxiously waiting for comes out on DVD, my usual preferred method of madness is to snag it early as soon as my local Best Buy pops open, race on home, throw it in the DVD player and revel in it's glory as I throw down some grub.....but what if the grub came to a truck......and you had to wait in line with the festering, diseased, flesh-starved denizens of the dead ?

    In a truly brilliant stroke of marketing genius, London's Gory Gourmet Food Truck, spearheaded by Street Kitchen Master Chef Mark Jankel, decided to surprise many hungry lunchtime workers in celebration of the release of The Walking Dead Season 2 on DVD. The main staple on the menu that seemed to be the biggest hit amongst starved proletarians was The Big Brain Burger which consisted guessed it, English calf brains (oof.)

    The rest of the menu is as follows, and I hope you have a strong enough stomach to read.....because I'm fairly sure that I would pass on EVERY item on the list.

  Crispy Brain Dippers:
    Crispy chunks of brain with barbecue sauce

  Brain Salad Wrap:
    Crispy chunks of brain with wild rocket and tarragon mayo

  Feet and Thyroid Nuggets:
    Nuggets of pig’s feet and cow thyroid with herb mayo

   Skewered Hearts:
     Grilled beef heart skewers with horseradish mayo

   In closing, my fellow zombie-lovers..the next time you are saddling up to one of these food trucks to throw down some deep-fried gold in your pieholes, look very closely at what you're gonna chew it a burger......or not ? - HAPPY DINING !!

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