Everybody's favorite (sarcasm) psychotic redneck outspoken group of uneducated "free-thinkers" - The Westboro Baptist Church, had planned to protest outside of Joint Base-Lewis McChord, a military base South of Seattle, and 27 year old zombie fanatic Melissa Neace had decided that enough was indeed enough. She singlehandedly spearheaded a Facebook-page -inspired protest blocking group called "Zombie'ing Westboro Baptist Church AWAY From Fort Lewis !".....and believe me when I tell you....when zombies speak, the word gets around ! Close to 300 undead counter-protesters showed up en-force to completely swarm a small and useless group of 8 Westboro voices....needless to say, the picketers were silenced quite quickly.
I say we gather up all 300 or so names of these "zombies" and give them not only a HUGE pat on the back and owe them a large debt of gratitude, but when the apocalypse finally does envelop us all, we should return the favor and redirect them to visit our "friends" at Westboro Baptist Church".