A few weeks ago, I stumbled upon something that caught my attention: Zombie Registration!
It took me a few weeks to get this post out for two reasons; one of them being my expectation that they would reply after I tried to contact them and the other being that I had to wait three weeks for my registration document to arrive in the mail.
Although I’m pretty disappointed in their “customer service”, the Supernatural Registration is pure novelty and worth every penny. Hop on over to their website and register as one of the many varieties of mythological type creature thingies for free. They’ll send you an email confirming your registration status and provide you with a link to your electronic registration certificate. My individual registration number is ZM1065051219US.
Also, if you want to shell out $5, they’ll print you up an official paper copy of your license. The document lists exactly the status of your registration, the inhuman activities you’re permitted to commit, and the area in which you’re allowed to commit them. To ice the cake, it comes with a completely illegible pen and ink signature at the bottom to fully authenticate the document.
My opinion? For five bucks, they could probably have printed it on something a little nicer than cheap inkjet paper and maybe, just maybe, they could’ve shipped it in a document envelope without folding it in thirds. Otherwise, it’s exactly what I expected. I, personally, will be framing it and hanging it in my office and have no regrets. You’ll have to decide for yourself whether it’s worth the cash. Check them out at Monsterlicenses.com.