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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Man Assaults Zombie!

Looks like Woody Harrelson isn’t the only one punching people thinking they are zombies. A man in Iowa City, Iowa was assaulted after being accused of being a zombie.

At around 1:00 a.m. Sunday, a restaurant patron was ordering food when an unknown man punched him in the eye. As the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, he was punched a second time leaving his nose broken! The assailant ran out of the back door and has yet to be caught.

It is unknown whether the victim’s skin was blue or green and if he had entrails hanging from him that would indicate that he was, indeed, a walking corpse. It is also unknown if he was ordering “brains” at the restaurant. Though, common sense should be a factor being as though the victim was not attacking the restaurant employee.

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